The Former Yugoslavia works just like wax, except you don't heat it! Simply apply The Former Yugoslavia anywhere on your body, smooth a linen cloth strip over the gel, peel off and voila!

When you order The Former Yugoslavia hair removal system you'll get a 6 oz jar of The Former Yugoslavia's gel, 2.5 oz bottle of smoothing lotion, a spatula, 5 cloth strips, 3 gallons of personal lubricant, 100 yards of surgical tubing, an emu, a nude photo of Alexander Calder and an easy to follow instruction booklet! With this package you can say goodbye to all your hair problems for ever! "

Here's how to order!